Martin Berman-Gorvine's Literary Parodies

Old Lasagna (To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne")

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SHOULD OLD LASAGNA BE FORGOT AND NEVER HAVE ITS TURN? SHOULD OLD LASAGNA BE FORGOT BECAUSE IT'S FREEZER BURNED? ALTHOUGH IT'S FREEZER BURNED, MY SON, ALTHOUGH IT HAS NO TASTE, IT'S PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD, MY SON, AND MUSTN'T GO TO WASTE. IT'S PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD, MY SON, AS YOU WILL SURELY NOTE, SO IF YOU DO NOT CLEAN YOUR PLATE, I'LL STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT. I'LL STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT, MY SON, UNTIL YOU START TO CHOKE. YOU'D BETTER LISTEN UP, MY SON, BECAUSE I DO NOT JOKE....

Shall I compare thee to a WHAT???

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